Welcome to TURBO!

Hello there, traveler. Come in, have a seat. Take your shoes off, make yourself at home. You’ve come a long way to be here, but I’m glad you’re in and out of the dark. We have so much to talk about!

My name is Mark Resurrectus, and I’m the executor of TURBOFEED OR GLORY, an EVE online alliance dedicated to bringing only the highest quality, barely competent spaceship video game content to our distinguished members. If you like swinging wildly between the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat like an ant on the end of a metronome, then this is the alliance for you. I can’t promise you we’ll be good at the game, but I can promise you we will be playing the game, probably.

Mark Resurrectus

CEO, Holey Roamin’ Empire